Let's Play "Have You Ever?"

Let's play a quick little game of "Have You Ever".  Basically, I'm just going to shoot off some questions, and you can mentally check off the yes's.

1.  Have you ever wanted to fly?  How about teleporting?
2.  Have you ever wished that you could change your outer appearance just by thinking about it?
3.  Have you ever wondered if you would be happier as the opposite sex?
4.  Have you ever seen the light at the end of the tunnel, only to get hit and knocked to the bottom again?
5.  Have you ever just gotten so frustrated at your mistakes, failures, and shortcomings that you wish you could just wither away?
6.  Have you ever just stared at yourself in the freakin' mirror and hated everything you saw, from your outer flaws to your lack of finances and ridiculous goals, hopes and dreams?
7.  Have you ever thought about purchasing a full-length mirror so that you could grab a Louisville Slugger, stare at yourself again, and just smash yourself to pieces?  And when you're finished, maybe you could just sink into the remains and disappear?
8.  Have you ever wished that you could just stop living for everyone else and telling everyone that it's all okay (when it's really not), because the burden of it all is just crushing your insides as the world slowly crushes Atlas?
9.  Have you ever lost sleep because you couldn't stop thinking about every stupid and awful thing that's happened in your life, and instead you just sit there crying?
10.  Have you ever wished the bad dreams would go away for just one night?
11.  Have you ever attempted to style your hair differently just to see what people think?
12.  Have you ever tried rearranging your morning schedule (showering, brushing your teeth, etc.)


I'm just very tired.